The entire British nation was told that a state of shock this morning in the wake of last night in leaked report from the police investigation into the affairs of the Members who revealed nothing that can not be a member of guilty.
A "close friend" of the Metropolitan Police said the reporter, they are very serious treatment of evidence that spending suggests a British Member of Parliament of his violins can not be discussed in a plot of destabilization due to the parliamentary system. MoreGraduation seems nor the study to dive into the other suspects MP affairs, has opened a much larger can of worms than you can in the MP, in fact, expecting nothing wrong ever done.
A spokesman said: "If true, these allegations as a sad day for the parliamentary system, the long habit of the British people made famous by ..... eh, used to. Everything we thought we knew the Parliament our belief in the deficiencies that wehad come to leave, may have shaken to its foundations. We can never recover from the shock body. "
This reporter has come into possession of a copy of the leaked report. In the best tradition of condemning someone on little evidence, I feel justified in denouncing the MP concerned. Jon Honestman, MP for Snoutintrough Junction not only failed to fiddle his expenses, but also a closet skeletons kept completely robbed, while at the same time conspired to confuseVoters who elected him into office by deliberately keeping his word with regard to the promises he made in the last election.
"We have reason to think of," said one insider, "that Mr. Honestman do not last a second home in London and the audit of revenue shows that participating in while in London to parliamentary sessions, he stayed many nights in a cheap B and B in Croydon, where he "slept alone," and enjoyed a "cheap but cheerful fryup" for breakfast, followed by not less than thirty fiftyOccasions, he failed to evidence, if any recover the cost of his "residence" in the suburbs. If, for example, he asked his evenings alone in London and while away many miles from his wife, he confessed his letters to voters in order to "answer questions" and "take care of their concerns."
These revelations have been shocking even hardened officers for investigation of the affair. Of the twenty man team detailed below in "this mishmash of wantonStress honesty "about Mr Honestman affairs have gone on extended sick leave due to eight. "
One who did not want the interest of complete embarrassment to be named, said: "In the end I just could not take working After hundreds of hours in the case and turning more and more evidence of anything going on, the ugliness was too much even for me. and I lost it. I'm on tranquilizers and receive counseling. "
The head of the Mt Honestman party, TedDevious, MP for Sneak in Wiltshire, told the reporter: "I think it is at this stage that we all take a step back from the traditional final jump and was Blind Justice, the blind lead from the frying pan of crucial importance, but when. MP concerned did not do what we all suspect that he did not do, then do something. My party takes a dim view of this kind of thing and if someone is looking the other way, then it is time to into a different perspective all together. "
Since thisMessages to the public outrage reached the expected moderation has practiced. An ashen residence of Mr. Honestman's Snoutintrough stormed constituency, "I can not help but feel coming forth of the expected outrage."
Another said:.. "I am shocked and saddened by what has come to light I believe many voters share my feelings Especially when you think you know your democracy quite well, some clown comes and throws a complete curve. What are we to believe from this and how can weConfidence that everything we say is a lie from that date? "
In the local pub and Mr Honestman years Perk backhander, the feeling of sadness and disappointment at his antics became evident. A regular said:..? "We all thought we knew where we stood we all thought we knew what to expect from our MP While you really never what they stand for and what are their politics, who cares you have at least a clever idea of how much they go, free your data. But now we know not what they think or whom they curse more. We are all worried, we have our heads on political and economic arguments and stuff to get. "
Another agreed, "I feel abandoned and left to think real, I have for this character. I honestly thought he was scum and I feel deceived, and more than a little cheated. What would happen if all the deputies acted like a "Who would be left, people are the British could feel superior?"
The investigation continues.
[See also "Morality is on the rise?> British society is a worrying trend "of Hope Forusall]
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The author of this article is Kieron McFadden.
